Friday, 10 August 2012

Claims Statements Were

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--Claims statements were "experiment to see how quickly all followers could be lost on Twitter." --Claims statements were ...
Thursday, 31 May 2012

Fame - Half Price!

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What is the deal with having such soft feet? I wore some man-sandals when it was unseasonably hot out five days ago, walked a couple of hour...
Monday, 28 May 2012

Prequel or Whatever

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Holdfire Press Launch - Thursday May 31st - Including a New Pamphlet by Me Elated to be reading at this on Thursday night (May 31st, 8p...
Friday, 27 April 2012

What I Did On My Holiday pt. 1

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Some fear death, some that there are people needlessly suffering in the world and yet others' fears are essentially unnameable. My pr...
Thursday, 26 April 2012

Wait a Minute: That's Not the Wallet Inspector!

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The night before last I fell for a phishing scam after a lifetime secretly thinking 'How could anyone , ever be stupid enough to fall ...
Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Cassettes, Tori Amos and Cultural Consumption: Towards an Understanding of my Fetishisation of the Box-Set

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I've been buying cassettes on eBay to play in my car. This is dumb when I could just buy one of those cassette-shaped adaptors to plug m...
Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Audience Reports

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# Sat there with tea towel over head during other readers' sets. Refused to face audience when his turn as "might spoil magic"...
Sunday, 18 December 2011

On Messages

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What with all the novels and poetry I pour into my face, I only have time for one newspaper a week, and that newspaper is the Saturday Guard...
Thursday, 15 December 2011

Ambassador Thumb 1

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Ambassador Thumb 2

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